Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

What I’d give for a glass of water

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issue 22 April 2023

It took five firemen or pompiers to lift me out of bed, carry me down three narrow flights of stairs and down a rocky path, then to shove me into the back of their van. When I cried out in pain the sweating firemen joked that I was a muezzin calling the faithful to prayer.

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